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Pinakothek Der Moderne
(and crazy ice cream)
Day 1
"The public history of modern art is the story of conventional people not knowing what they are dealing with."
~ Golda Meir
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I know, I know. I'm in Europe. The bastion of Medieval, Renaissance, and Impressionist art. The birthplace of El Greco. Da Vinci. Monet. Van Gogh.
But call me an uncultured swine, because I love modern art. The weird stuff. The stuff that makes you say, "My toddler could make that."
I don't care. It makes me happy. So I went to visit the Pinakothek der Moderne, Munich's excellent modern art museum. It was small enough not to be overwhelming, but still had some really excellent pieces.
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"AIDS/Jeep/Bicycle", Andy Warhol
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"Dancer," Oskar Schlemmer
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"The Acrobat's Exercises," Rene Magritte
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"La Femme Au Violon," Pablo Picasso
"Der Gestürzte" (The Fallen One),
Wilhelm Lehmbruck
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I didn't note the artist or title of this one, but I love it!
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"The Key to Dreams," Rene Magritte
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"Map 1980," Alighiero Boetti
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This one is fascinating because on first glance it looks like a painting but it's actually all embroidery!
I didn't note the artist of this one either, but it was painted during the 1930's to represent the ideal Aryan female form, and was used in Nazi propaganda.
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After the museum, we went on a sojourn to visit Der Verrückte Eismacher im Wunderland (The Crazy Ice Cream Maker in Wonderland)
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The variety of flavors was, well, crazy, but totally worth going off the beaten path. I had one scoop of kirsche (cherry) and one scoop of weisbier (wheat beer)!
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That evening, we met our tour group and had a delicious dinner at one of Munich's oldest Brauereien (breweries), and got the authentic beer hall experience!
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